Well, Turns Out I’ve Been Eating Pineapple Wrong My Entire Life

Well I’ll be damned…

A viral Tik Tok video just blew the collective mind of the entire internet when it revealed the way you’re supposed to be eating a pineapple. Apparently, a pineapple is a cluster of berries, yeah berries, and you just hack off the bottom and you can peel it apart, piece by piece. Unless, of course, we’re fucking idiots and this guy tricked the entire world with a quick video clip. Who knows? Either way, don’t act like you’re not going to run to the grocery store and get a pineapple after you watch this.

Oh, and pineapple DOES belong on pizza. Don’t @ me…

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