Kid Wearing Crocs Wins His High School Talent Show Playing 3 Recorders At One Time

My God, what a useless instrument.

What a colossal waste of my fucking 3rd grade time. If that’s still being taught in schools, we need to organize and ban them immediately. Instead of teaching kids how to play “Hot Cross Buns” on the recorder and other bullshit like advanced trigonometry, maybe you start teaching them something useful like budgeting, doing your own taxes, shit that actually applies to real life? How about that Common Core?

Anyways, here’s a kid in Crocs that won a talent show playing three recorders at one time.

I stand corrected… they aren’t completely useless…

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