Walmart Puts Security Sensors On The Bacon Because… Duh, It’s Bacon

I’ll admit, at first glance, I didn’t think twice about this. I mean duh, of course people steal bacon… it’s bacon.

This photo was taken at a local Walmart, but even at their “Always Low Prices,” we’re talking about $18.00 for Wright Brand Thick Cut bacon, pricey, but that’s what you have to pay if you want the good stuff. And, if you’re not buying thick cut, what are you even doing?

I’m not saying people should be out here stealing delicious pork products from Walmart, I’m just saying… I get it. Insert joke about the childhood game “Steal the Bacon.”

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