It’s finally March, and that means that country music fans across the globe are in starting to prepare for the most wonderful time of the year… Festival Season, or Festival SZN, as the kids are saying these days.
Plotting out our travel, buying new outfits, physically and mentally preparing our bodies for hell we’re all about to put them through. We’re talking three straight days of 24 oz. tall boys, shitty carnival food, endless tequila shots, hot sun, not enough water… it’s not for the faint of heart. And, that’s just one festival. If you’re hitting up multiple, this shit goes on all summer long. Needless to say, you’re going to get drunk and embarrass yourself, it happens to the best of us.
That being said, let’s take a look back at one particular incident from Winstock Country Music festival last year, where this poor girl got her head stuck in a tail pipe. Totally sober, I’m sure. Long story short, the fire department had to come and cut her head out, it was a whole big thing.
Moral of the story… don’t get so drunk you start sticking your heads in things this year.
Who am I kidding?
Please folks, stick your head in things this year and make sure all your friends take pictures and videos of it and send them all to me. We want videos of all of your crazy festival shenanigans and we both know you have friends dumber than this. If you don’t, than the dumb friend is probably you.
By the way, this is her… looks pretty chipper for being the dumbest person alive.