If He Texts You Like This… RUN!

“I’ll take “batshit-crazy for $800, Alex.”

Hot Stud Muffin with all the emojis after his name doesn’t seem like a hot stud muffin at all. He seems more like an insecure, controlling, little boy that needs to grow the fuck up.

Ladies, if you get texts like this… RUN!

He’s totally this guy, but you know, not 50 and a father protecting his daughter from losers like Joey Donner.