If He Texts You Like This… RUN!

A man holding a phone

“I’ll take “batshit-crazy for $800, Alex.”

Hot Stud Muffin with all the emojis after his name doesn’t seem like a hot stud muffin at all. He seems more like an insecure, controlling, little boy that needs to grow the fuck up.

Ladies, if you get texts like this… RUN!

A black coffee maker on a counter

He’s totally this guy, but you know, not 50 and a father protecting his daughter from losers like Joey Donner.

A black coffee maker on a counter

A beer bottle on a dock

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A RIFF ON WHAT COUNTRY IS REALLY ABOUT

A beer bottle on a dock