Florida Man With Spider Web Face Tattoos Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend’s Head

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This guy guy below was arrested in Zephyrhills, FL for throwing a cookie at his girlfriend’s head. You don’t have to say anything, I know you’re not surprised.

Decked out with spider web face tattoos, 41-year-old Wade Smith launched the “hard piece” of cookie and connected with the forehead of his girlfriend, which prompted her to call the police. The police noticed a red mark on the lady, and arrested Smith.

Wade “admitted to throwing the cookie at the woman without her consent” according to WFLA.

Oh, Florida…

h/t, photo via WFLA

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