Florida Man With Spider Web Face Tattoos Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend’s Head

A man with a face paint

WTFlorida always providing the fucked up stories.

This guy guy below was arrested in Zephyrhills, FL for throwing a cookie at his girlfriend’s head. You don’t have to say anything, I know you’re not surprised.

Decked out with spider web face tattoos, 41-year-old Wade Smith launched the “hard piece” of cookie and connected with the forehead of his girlfriend, which prompted her to call the police. The police noticed a red mark on the lady, and arrested Smith.

Wade “admitted to throwing the cookie at the woman without her consent” according to WFLA.

Oh, Florida…

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

h/t, photo via WFLA

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock