Sometimes, you don’t realize you need something until someone unnecessarily invents it. Like who really needs a lock for their ice cream? Well, a lot of people.
Anybody who’s ever had that drunk roommate that comes home plastered at 3am and eats everything in sight should buy one of these ASAP. In fact, if you’re the drunk food thief, you should buy this for your roommate so they stop hating you. At only $10 bucks, it’ll save you a ton compared to replacing a pint every single weekend.
They can steal your heart, but don’t let them steal a single scoop thanks to the Ben & Jerry’s Pint Lock. Exclusively developed to satisfy our most hardcore fans, this state-of-the-art security system features a combination lock and is about as close as you can get to Fort Knox for your frozen treasures.
I know what you’re thinking, “but Wes, why can’t you just cut the bottom off and eat from the bottom.” Great point, in fact, I encourage it. First person to send us a picture of that happening to them gets a free Whiskey Riff t-shirt.
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