Hidden Valley Ranch Releases New Pizza-Dipped Flavor

Ok, try and follow me here.

It’s Hidden Valley Ranch, but it tastes like ranch would taste if you dipped your pizza in it. So when you actually go and dip your pizza in it, it tastes like double the pizza-flavored ranch… I think.

Honestly, all I heard was pizza and ranch in the same sentence and that’s good enough for me.

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