This is what dreams nightmares are made of.
KFC is putting together this little Valentine’s Day contest and the winner will be awarded this one-of-a-kind, limited-edition, Colonel Sanders faux bearksin rug. Because nothing screams “let’s light some candles and get our freak on” like a the Colonel’s old-ass face staring down your twig and berries.
All you have to do to win is visit Reddit and enter one of three artistic contests:
Photoshop Battle: Transform an image of the Colonel Sanders rug into a humorous, outlandish or romantic digital masterpiece.
Storytelling Challenge: Those possessing the gift of the written word can enter a storytelling challenge. You and your Valentine arrive at a romantic cabin in the woods. You walk inside to discover a Colonel Sanders Bearskin Rug. Best story wins.
Drawing Duel: Submit a one-of-a-kind art piece depicting your ideal romantic evening, inspired by the Colonel Sanders faux rug.
Winners will also get two fried chicken pajama onesies, a gift card for KFC for two for a year, and a yearly subscription to an online streaming service.
The contest closes on Sunday, February 10 at 11:59 p.m. EST. Winners will be notified on Monday, February 11, 2019.
Packages will be rush delivered to each winner in time for Valentine’s Day.
