Is This The Most Florida Pregnancy Announcement Photo You’ve Ever Seen?

A man holding a woman on a toy

Nothing warms the heart on a Monday morning like the news of someone expecting.

Pregnancy announcement photos are all the rage these days. Now, with the emergence of social media, young couples are constantly on a mission to outdo each other, capturing the essence of their young love in a single, heart-melting pregnancy announcement photo. One for all of the world to see.

Exhibit A: This one, somewhere down in Florida…

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven


You have the flag and the gator baby, obvious choices, but let’s look a little deeper. You got mommy here happy as a clam with the belly out, cigs in the bra, a case of Bud Light on the ground with a very curiously placed shotgun just casually leaning up against it. Pretty sure that’s not what they teach you in your firearm safety course, but on the other hand, nobody from Florida has ever taken one of those. The only thing really missing? A little meth, but hey, we got a classy couple here, and God bless ’em for that.

Now dad is the real wild card. I can’t tell of he’s overwhelmed with joy or about to book it for Cuba. He reminds me of a young Mark Zuckerberg, except Facebook never took off, but since he dropped out of Harvard, he now has to resort to managing a K-Mart. It’s been a long 8 years, but hey, he’s managed to keep the last remaining K-Mart in all of Florida afloat for another year. And, now he’s going to have a baby. Cuba looking better and better eh?

On second thought, they should actually just replace the state flag with exact photo.

What could be more Florida than that?

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock