Valentine’s Day is right around the corner fellas.
Before you know it, it will be here and you didn’t get anything because you’re an idiot like me. This year, instead of running to the grocery store on February 14th at 5:15pm to buy shitty flowers and that cliché heart-shaped box of Russell Stover chocolates, stop by Chick-fil-A and pick up something that says “I love you” like nothing else does.
A heart-shaped box of Chick-fil-A nuggets.
After you polish off those bad boys, get ready to light the candles and turn on that Whiskey Riff Country Baby-Making playlist because it’s ON!
Congrats on the sex.