Jeff Bridges Is Not Making A ‘Big Lebowski’ Sequel, Just Another F*cking Super Bowl Commercial

Well that sucks…

When his dudeness, Jeff Bridges, tweeted out a teaser of him reprising his role in The Big Lebowski, we immediately began hoping for a sequel that would be revealed on Super Bowl Sunday. Does a beer commercial make WAY more sense? Yeah, obviously, but this is America and we’re fucking dreamers. Unfortunately, those dreams were shattered.

Anyway, as it turns out, The Dude will be making an appearance in Stella Artois’ latest Super Bowl ad as part of their new “Change Up The Usual” campaign. Yeah, he’s drinking Stella instead of the infamous White Russian.

Oh, and it gets worse… Sarah Jessica Parker is in it…

However…

Stella Artois will make a donation to Water.org for every bottle or pint of Stella Artois and Stella Artois Cidre (330mL equivalent) sold in the U.S. between 1/7/19 and 3/31/19, up to $2,250,000.00.

So I guess it isn’t all bad…

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