Wisconsin Man Destroys Entire House With An Ax Because He Thought His Wife Broke His Action Figures

Patrick Bateman holding a sword

A Wisconsin man took an ax to his entire house after he thought his wife destroyed some of his action figures, which he called his “prized possessions”. He then called the police on himself after he realized he might of went a bit overboard and admitted to probably “drinking too much.”

Gee, I’d hope so…

According to Fox NewsPolice Chief Michael Koval said after the suspect’s wife left their home, the man used an ax “to destroy the TV, TV stand, laptop computer, and several other items in the house.”

“The suspect then moved outside and smashed the family car, chopping off both side mirrors and eventually striking the windshield with such force that the axe become stuck,” Koval wrote.

When the officers arrived on the scene, they found the ax embedded into the car’s windshield and arrested him.

Color me shocked, but I’m kind of surprised any grown-ass man with a prized collection of action figures even has a wife. Let’s be honest, the last person you want to marry is an ax-wielding nerd with an explosive temper.

I mean, to go from this guy…

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

To this guy…

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

In a matter of minutes…

Well, that’s the worst of both worlds.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock