Everyone relax… Jake is fine.
There, now that we got that out of the way, let’s get to the funny part.
According to Newsweek, Jake was tasked with drug screening passengers boarding the Norwegian Epic as part of the Holy Ship EDM party cruise. 10 people were arrested last week for trying to bring illegal drugs aboard, however after awhile, it was obvious that Jake’s nose was being “overworked” for lack of a better term.
“Jake started having some problems with balance and had some type of seizure incident of some sort, was showing effects of having inhaled some substance,” Tod Goodyear, a sheriff’s office spokesperson, told WFTV. “They administered the Narcan and got him to the vet.”
It’s believed that Jake ingested a form of ecstasy, however, Jake is in a stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.
Jesus people… almost killed Jake because you want to pop molly, listen to some laser music, and rub up against some strangers on a big boat in the middle of nowhere. Sounds like a blast…
Say what you want, this would never happen on a country cruise.