With their 7-pound tubs of Nutella, their 4-foot wine glasses, and even with the recent death of their 48-packs of Kirkland Signature Light, they still have everything you need.
Including a 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese…
I know what you’re thinking, who the hell needs 27 pounds of mac and cheese? A small army? A football team? Those weird cult families that have like 37 kids? No, just you. A regular person because these behemoths have a shelf life of 20 years. Let’s be honest though, I probably eat 27 pounds of mac in a single year, so no problems there. At $89.00 a bucket, that comes out to about $3.33 per pound, AKA a fucking steal compared to a 12 oz box of Velveeta shells and cheese for $3.50.
Excited? Well, don’t be. They fucking sold out in less than a day. Gone. Dreams destroyed.