Costco Is Selling A 7-Pound Bucket Of Nutella & 2019 Officially Won’t Suck

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Welp, so much for all those New Year’s resolutions…

I brings me great joy to announce that Costco is selling everybody’s favorite chocolate hazelnut spread, Nutella, in 7-pound buckets. Yeah, 7-POUND BUCKETS. Apparently, it’s been a thing for some time, but only recently made headlines. And, I didn’t know about it, so it’s news to me too.

Anyway, this ridiculous behemoth tub of chocolate heaven weighs in at a rock solid 6.6 pounds, which comes out to about 14 of the standard 7.7-ounce jars. And, at only $22 bucks, it’s an absolute steal. You’d have to spend almost $40 bucks to get the same amount Nutella.

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I know what you’re thinking, this is for restaurants and those weird TV families that have like 19 kids, but you’re wrong. You are very wrong.

This 7-pound bucket of creamy, chocolaty goodness is for you. Only you.

Go get what you deserve.

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