Oreo Launches New Carrot Cake Flavor AKA Drunk Food Heaven

I had a weird phase a few years back.

I lived by this great, old school, Mexican restaurant in Chicago that was open 24/7. I’d often stumble there drunk around 2 AM, order a burrito meal, orange soda, and a slice of their carrot cake to go. Why did they have carrot cake? Not sure, but it was fire. I still think about it.

Why am I telling you this?

Because Oreo just released a new carrot cake flavor that looks fucking awesome. Carrot cake flavored cookie with cream cheese frosting? Uh yeah, fuckin’ right. I’ll eat 83 of these if you liquor me up enough.

They’re now available everywhere Oreos are sold and cost about $3 a pack.

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