A passerby was going for a casual stroll when they heard some violent commotion coming from a neighbors house. According to reports, a man called the police after he heard a man screaming “why don’t you just die,” along with a frightened toddler screaming as well.
When multiple police officers surrounded the house, they found a man that was deathly afraid of spiders.
“Police spoke with all parties who advised that husband had only been trying to kill a spider (has serious fear of spiders). Apologized for inconvenience to police. No injuries sighted (except to spider). No further police involvement required.”
Spider killing isn’t for the faint of heart, but maybe next time, man up a little and stop screaming so loud that you trigger a SWAT response. In my expert spider killing experience, nothing beats a good shoe to the spider’s head.