Back during my single days when I would wander into the Wrigleyville Taco Bell at 2 AM, one thing was certain – I was leaving with enough hot sauce packets to survive the Apocalypse.
It was always time to stock up.
Sometimes, people get crazy, really fucking crazy, when they don’t get enough sauce. Take this guy, for example.
Police in Oklahoma City are currently searching for a man that fired his gun through the drive-thru window when at 1:30 AM Monday he didn’t get enough sauce.
“It appears that there was some type of confrontation with an employee through the drive-thru. A man was complaining about not getting enough sauce, or not getting any taco sauce and was very upset,” MSgt. Gary Knight with the Oklahoma City Police Department said.
What a crazy-ass asshole. 2019 off to a roaring start.