Holy fucking shit.
The King of Chain Restaurants offering cheap drinks, Applebee’s, is throwing two massive NYE parties in Times Square. The general tickets are $375 per person, I’m not kidding about that (more info).
The two locations are Times Square on 42nd Street and Times Square on 50th Street. So, what does this $375 get you? This…
– Chef’s selection buffet
– Premium Open Bar
– Satellite Wine & Beer stations
– House DJ
– Dance Floor
– Champagne Toast at Midnight
– Non-Stop Fun!
Wait, that’s it? For $375 I expect to be shooting Guy Fieri out of a fucking cannon.
But, it get’s better – for the “VIP” package you get “Exclusive Early Entry to Party (6pm), Guaranteed Premium Seating, Table Service, and a VIP Goody Bag.” Those tickets are $450.
FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS to have a premium seat at Applebee’s. God Bless America and Happy New Year.
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