Applebee’s Is Throwing A NYE Party And The Tickets Cost Up To $450

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Holy fucking shit.

The King of Chain Restaurants offering cheap drinks, Applebee’s, is throwing two massive NYE parties in Times Square. The general tickets are $375 per person, I’m not kidding about that (more info).

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The two locations are Times Square on 42nd Street and Times Square on 50th Street. So, what does this $375 get you? This…

– Chef’s selection buffet

– Premium Open Bar

– Satellite Wine & Beer stations

– House DJ

– Dance Floor

– Champagne Toast at Midnight

– Non-Stop Fun!

Wait, that’s it? For $375 I expect to be shooting Guy Fieri out of a fucking cannon.

But, it get’s better – for the “VIP” package you get “Exclusive Early Entry to Party (6pm), Guaranteed Premium Seating, Table Service, and a VIP Goody Bag.” Those tickets are $450.

FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS to have a premium seat at Applebee’s. God Bless America and Happy New Year.

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