Bryan invited a girl over for a little “Netflix and Chill,” which even 14 year-old nerds know is code for sexy time. Unsatisfied with the “movie selection” on Netflix, said girl left and Bryan was none too pleased. Instead of chalking it up to a rookie move, learning from it, and moving on, he whined about it to Netflix on Twitter and they subtly let him know that he was a no-game having, fuck face that couldn’t close the deal like a big boy.
For a guy that likes to “watch” movies, he’s apparently never seen Wedding Crashers, which is on TBS pretty much every single weekend.
Closers close Bryan. Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion.
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