Aspen Ski Resort Offering “Dumb & Dumber Package,” Ruffled Tuxedos Included

Two men wearing cowboy hats

Wouldn’t it be great to get away for a while?

I’m talking some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen. Well, thanks to the Curtis Hotel in Denver, the Aspen that Harry and Lloyd built is now a reality.*

Inspired by the movie Dumb and Dumber, The Curtis is offering the Harry and Lloyd Package featuring two ruffled tuxedos with top hats – orange & powder blue, of course – along with private jet transportation to/from Aspen Mountain where you can shred powder on your new Colorado-made Icelantic skis.

According to the package description, you and a buddy can crack a cold brew from Aspen Beer Co. while flying back to Denver to enjoy another relaxing night in a Corner King Deluxe room. Wrap up your decadent weekend with Sunday brunch at The Corner Office before heading out on moped scooter to explore downtown Denver and a relaxing spa treatment at The Oxford Club, Spa & Salon.

*Red Lamborghini not included.

But seriously, what are you waiting for?

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock