Neighborhood Not Pleased With This “Hard To Ignore” Christmas Tree

You gotta love Christmas.

It’s the season of giving, friends and family are home, decorating your dick-shaped trees with Christmas lights… it truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

Well, for the residents of this neighborhood, not so much…

The owner of this phallic arrangement says he planted the three shrubs in a triangle, however one grew long and tall, and the others short and round. Now, he just finds it funny.

For other residents, the reviews have been pretty mixed.

“It lifts up the spirit of Christmas and holidays, that’s all,” one neighbor said with a laugh.

“I don’t think it’s in good taste, that’s my take on it,” said another member of the neighborhood.

Hmmm, hard (no pun intended) to say on this one. On the one hand, I could see how this might be embarrassing for people in your neighborhood that have friends and family coming to town. On the other hand, if this is the way Mother Nature decided to erect (again, no pun intended) this glorious greenery, who are we to say that it looks like a dick?

Ok, it’s 100% a dick… sorry folks, I think it’s funny.

A black coffee maker on a counter

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock