Santa Screams “Get The F*ck Out” At Children After Fire Alarm Goes Off

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Santa ain’t trying to die in no fire.

According to CNN, parents are pissed that Santa Claus yelled “get the fuck out” at their children after a fire alarm went off. Santa reportedly burst out of his grotto, ripped off his beard and screamed at children to “get the f**k out.”

The event’s organizers explained that the fire alarm had gone off in an unrelated family-friendly “rave” taking place in the same building, and that Santa had merely been trying to help.

A mother told local news outlet: “My friend’s little boy was upset as his dad was carrying him when Santa told them ‘to get the f*** out,'” adding that she had to tell her children that the man wasn’t the real Santa but an imposter who would be going on the ‘naughty list.'”

Santa don’t fuck with fire people. I see no problem with this. In fact, I’m going to hire that very same Santa to work the Whiskey Riff holiday party.

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