“We At Least Deserve Some Nachos,” Says Woman Who Gave Birth In Taco Bell Parking Lot

The fast-food restaurant most likely to have a baby born in the parking lot?

Definitely, Taco Bell.

According to Fox News, a Pennsylvania woman gave birth to a newborn baby girl last week after she couldn’t make it to the hospital. Kelsey Sturm said she began driving to the hospital after she woke up with contractions, however baby Maddie just couldn’t wait, so Sturm pulled over into a West Mifflin Taco Bell parking lot and called 911.

“The 911 operator told me to find something to tie her cord with, and I had nothing, so I found a ribbon that I had in my car, so Maddie had a shiny silver ribbon tying her cord.”

I think that we at least deserve some nachos out of this because that happened,” Sturm said.

Huh?

You get free nachos because you had a baby in their parking lot? If that’s the case, I can think of at least a dozen other places where she should’ve had the baby. Maybe an Apple Store? Best Buy, the Ferrari dealer… anywhere.

We’re still waiting on Taco Bell’s response for the free nachos, but I think they can spare the 4 bucks. Stay tuned…

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