I realized Santa was fake when my dad told me to leave him whiskey and rocky road ice cream one time. I thought, hmmm, that’s an interesting snack I thought that guy ate cookies and milk. Nope, he doesn’t.
That leads me to this story, where a Texan was on a mission to ruin Christmas for a bunch of kids. 31-year-old Aaron Urbanski of Joshua, TX got himself into some shit this weekend, ending in cuffs.
He was arrested for telling children Santa is fake at a church breakfast, and then refusing to leave when police arrived. I’m trying to determine if copious amounts of alcohol were involved here, but can’t confirm.