31-Year-Old Texan Arrested For Telling Kids Santa Is Fake At Church Breakfast

I realized Santa was fake when my dad told me to leave him whiskey and rocky road ice cream one time. I thought, hmmm, that’s an interesting snack I thought that guy ate cookies and milk. Nope, he doesn’t.

That leads me to this story, where a Texan was on a mission to ruin Christmas for a bunch of kids. 31-year-old Aaron Urbanski of Joshua, TX got himself into some shit this weekend, ending in cuffs.

He was arrested for telling children Santa is fake at a church breakfast, and then refusing to leave when police arrived. I’m trying to determine if copious amounts of alcohol were involved here, but can’t confirm.

Tis the season…I guess.

via RT, photo credit: Shutterstock.com

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