Well, winter is here. Not officially, but it’s 20 degrees in Chicago so I’m saying it’s winter.
Given that the Midwest was just hit with a nasty snow storm, we have to check in on our friends down South. Nashville shuts down when it gets a quarter inch of snow; people lose their shit. SNOW DAY. People sledding on a dusting. That’s not snow. I can make that with the crushed ice setting on my fridge.
When I was growing up in Indiana we’d get 4 feet of snow – no snow day. The only way to get to school is a snowmobile? No snow day. They didn’t give a fuck.
The South? Chaos when they see the white powder…
Given the stress and panic Southerners might face when hit with snow, let’s remember this great piece of advice from the news last year.