Heineken’s New Holiday Magnums Will Have You Holly, Jolly & Wasted

A group of beer bottles

I’m not a big Heineken guy, never have been.

It kind of tastes like really bland piss, but still, I like the idea of drinking a pretty clean beer. Just the idea. I like the taste of drinking 17 shitty quality beers with more chemicals and additives than a bottle of Windex, but I’m a sucker for a good beer gimmick and right now, Heineken has one.

The new Heineken Holiday Magnum, a 1.5 liter Heineken that’s corked like a fancy bottle of champagne, is here just in time for the holidays. We’re talking almost a 6 pack of Heinekens in one classy AF bottle.

A little Christmas time Edward 50 hands anybody?

A man and a woman

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock