If A Life-Size Bacon Sculpture Of Yourself Isn’t “Making It,” I Don’t Know What Is

Chris Stapleton and bacon, two of my favorite things.

A while back, Chris shared this picture of himself, alongside a life-size sculpture, expertly formed in his likeness, made entirely out of bacon.

It’s got a little bit of a Pirates of the Caribbean vibe to it, and who knows if this is edible or not (probably not), but hell if it isn’t pretty.

I wish I had the kind of free time you need to pursue creative endeavors like this.

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I look delicious

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