Woman Lives To 109, Says Secret To Long Life Is To Stay Away From Men

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When Jesse Gallan turned 109 years old, she became the oldest woman in Scotland.

What’s her secret?

A healthy dose of porridge and staying away from men.

“My secret to a long life has been staying away from men, They’re just more trouble than they’re worth,” she tells the DailyMail. “I also made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.”

Aside from the fact that the human population would die out eventually, Jesse, who has since passed away, might be on to something. What do you think ladies?

A man and a woman

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock