Reese’s “Candy Converter” Exchanges Your Sh*tty Halloween Candy For A Reese’s Cup

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God bless it.

There’s nothing worse than getting shit Halloween candy. Candy Corn, Good & Plenty, God forbid somebody is handing out Necco Wafers, all of them deserves a special place in Hell.

Thankfully, Reese’s won’t sit idly by and let this Halloween travesty keep occurring. With the introduction of their new Reese’s Candy Converter, you can bring all the shitty candy you don’t, pop it in the machine, and out comes some beautiful, tasty, America’s favorite Halloween candy… a Reese’s cup.

This Wednesday, the Reese’s candy converter will be set up outside Washington Square Park on 5th Avenue in New York, and remain in place until 9 p.m. Reese’s is expected to give out up to 10,000 peanut butter cups.

Reese’s = The Goat.

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A beer bottle on a dock