Idiot Spends Life Savings on Mega Millions Tickets, Posts To Facebook Asking For Prayers That He Wins

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Sometimes you just have to say, “bless his heart.”

An anonymous post from Facebook went viral on Reddit for all the wrong reasons, as you’ll see below. The guy admits to draining his bank account of $3,200 with the hopes he’d win the big Mega Millions prize (which is now up to $1.6 BILLION).

The most cringe-worthy part? How about him saying “this would be huge” and “life-changing.” Yeah, ya think? Fucking fool. Be big for a lot of people (basically everyone on the planet minus a few). But, if you have $3,200 to throw away like that, you don’t need the money as bad as others.

The chance of you winning this jackpot is 1-in-258,890,850. That’s not a good chance. Not good at all.

You have a better chance of being killed by a Vending Machine: 1 in 112 million!

You have a much better chance of becoming President of the United States: 1 in 32.6 million!

By the way, this was last week. The guy didn’t win…

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