Entrepreneurial Florida Couple Puts Drive-Thru Window In Their Mobile Home To Sell Drugs

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Florida is a hotbed for fucked up and hilarious stories, as I’m sure you know.

Every time you think you have the most WTF one, another comes along like this…

A Florida couple was arrested after building a drive-thru window in their trailer park home to sell drugs. Very entrepreneurial. 

William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested on August 23 after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area, WFTV reported.

Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said. (Fox News)

They were selling heroin laced with fentanyl. Bad.

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