Spend Your Life With The Person You Want To Be Cornhole Partners With

Some people call it “Bags,” others “Cornhole.” I call it “Cornhole,” so that’s what we’re going with…

I spend a lot of time on the shit-show that is Twitter. Lately, there have been plenty of tweets out there with a similar message – find that person you want to be cornhole partners with. It’s that time of year, after all.

https://twitter.com/vanessyuh/status/1011686594435338240

At first, it just looks like some meaningless, viral, tweet. But I started thinking, and it’s true. You do want to find that person you want to be cornhole partners with, or beer pong, or whatever weird competitive drinking game. You want to see the best and worst in that person.

It’s gonna tell a lot about your relationship, believe it or not, because these games bring out the crazy in us.

What questions does it answer? These.

– Can I put up with this person being way too competitive?

– Does this person have a Michael Jordan killer instinct to finish an opponent Mortal Kombat style?

– Does this person handle their booze well?

– Does this person get better as they get drunker (very important)?

– Does this person learn from a loss and bounce back, or sit in the corner crying like a little baby?

– How much fun do you have with this person? Simply put, do you genuinely enjoy being around them (especially when day drinking)?

– Does this person have a “comeback” attitude, rallying from the dark depths of defeat only to drain some clutch shots?

– Does this person put off the good vibes to make me better?

All this shit matters, actually. If you can’t stand playing a game (a great game) with that person, maybe they ain’t right. Find you that person you want to be cornhole partners with, and you found yourself something special.

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