Economical, efficient, stylish and, if nothing else, a conversation starer, my retro USA fanny pack is the sh*t. Every time I wear it, I get compliment after compliment and, in one instance, a young Tortuga Festival patron offered to buy it right off my waist for $20.00
Morale of the story is fanny packs are 100% cool. Dustin Lynch agrees.
The only, and I mean only reason you should ever wear a fanny pack that makes you look like you have a fat, hairy beer gut is if you want a 100% guarantee that no woman is going to talk to you. Think of it as your invisibility cloak when you strap that thing on because that’s exactly what you might as well be, invisible.