Man Drinks Himself To Death, Wakes Up in Morgue, Returns To Bar, Keeps Drinking

Not sure how I ever missed this story.

Naturally, it’s out of Russia, so bizarre as all hell. Here’s what happened…

According to Mirror, a man who ‘died’ after downing shots of vodka with friends was taken to the morgue before waking up in a freezer, reports claim. He had his “miraculous awakening” after partying too hard with pals, who then called an ambulance to the property in Khasanky, in Russia’s far east.

When medics arrived, they declared the man dead and took him to the morgue.

He woke up in the freezer, before stumbling his way out of it towards shocked staff. Police in the remote area, which is populated by 35,000 over 4,100 square kilometers, questioned the man before letting him go.

He then returned to the party, seeing his pals were still drinking – but this time in his memory. However, after letting the shocked friends know what happened, their commemoration drinks were transformed into a “re-birthday party”.

Respect. That’s pretty legit, and makes my hangover from hell seem like a sniffle. 

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.