Party Animal Bride & Groom Arrested In Post-Wedding Bar Brawl

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Want to guess the state? Actually it’s Canada.

Easy money was on Florida, I’m shocked too.

A bride and groom ended their wedding night in the Edmonton Police Service’s cutest little jailhouse suites, after they were booked for a post-wedding brawl at a downtown bar. It’s unclear how the brawl started, but photos and videos posted on social media show the fight spilling out onto the street, where police soon intervened. Witnesses say it was a bizarre scene, and the bride was right in the middle of it.

“The doors just explode open and bodies just start piling out,” witness Matt Machado told CTV Edmonton.

“The bride is just swinging, and the melee ends up on the sidewalk,” said another witness.

Police say the bride was arrested and charged with assault, while the groom was charged with mischief. Their identities have not been released.

Just when you think Canada is the only place in the world where this wouldn’t happen because everybody is too busy drinking beer and watching hockey to get in wedding night bar brawls, they go and do something like this.

The fact of the matter is that these people like to party. Nothing is ruining their good time, like… I don’t know, their wedding day for example. Find a girl that is willing to throw down on her wedding night and I guarantee you she will either a) have your back for the rest of your life, or b) stab you in your sleep because you forgot to put the toilet seat down.

It’s “til death do us part” either way.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock