17 Thoughts We’ve All Had Dealing With A Hangover From Hell

We’ve all been there.

One beer turns into four beers, then four beers turns into shots. Next thing you know, you’re lying in bed with the hangover from hell.

Here are 17 things that cross through all of our pounding, hungover heads.

1. Holy shit, what happened last night?


3. I don’t think I’m ever getting out of bed.

Literally can’t lift my head off the pillow.

A man and a woman

4. This is it. This is how I die.

5. I didn’t drink THAT much, did I?

6. Fuck, I need to shower.

I smell like a combination of whiskey and regrets.

7. When did I get so old?

A black coffee maker on a counter



8. I wonder if my friends feel as shitty as I do.

But really, am I the only one getting old?

9. I need pizza/burgers/any greasy food ASAP.

Nothing a little Vitamin G can’t cure.

10. I’m scared to look at my bank account.

11. Why did I take those shots last night?

12. I am NEVER drinking again.

Seriously. Never ever.

13. Maybe I will feel better if I just puke…

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

14. Seriously, why do I do this to myself?

Five shots seemed like a great idea at the time…

15. Everything hurts. Everything.

16. I wonder what the maximum number of Advil I can safely take is…

17. Who’s ready for round two?

Because I never learn my lesson the first (or tenth) time.


A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock