World’s Largest Super Soaker Will Literally End All Water Fights… Because You’ll Die

As a kid, one of my most prized possessions was my Super Soaker. Every summer, some yahoo spends way too much money on the latest and greatest in water gun technology and embarrassed me with my dollar store knockoff, but this right here changes everything.

All I needed to do was find my local NASA engineer and have him build me a 7 foot long behemoth that’s capable of breaking glass and ripping off flesh and 272 mph.

Done deal.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock