Vodka Infused Watermelon The Best Thing Since Regular Watermelon

I grew up obsessed with watermelon. Watermelon jolly ranchers. Watermelon gum. Watermelon everything. Except actual watermelon. (Yeah, I was one of those kids who would eat only imitation flavored sugar instead of the real, nutritious deal.)

Now, being the adult that I am, I enjoy a slice of the real thing every now then, especially in the summer. Also being an adult, the sound of this vodka infused watermelon sounds bomb.