Vodka-Soaked Watermelon Will Keep You Tipsy And Patriotic This 4th Of July

It’s healthy, right?

When I come across something this easy, I’d be stupid to not try it. Vodka-soaked watermelon, people. I’m sure you’ve heard of it but never had the guts to try it out.

The 4th of July is quickly approaching and if you don’t have a boozy watermelon at your party, I promise your guests will be disappointed. Just make sure to keep these away from the kids.

Ready to get started? Let’s get tipsy and patriotic this 4th, these are red right?

5 easy steps:

  1. You have to make a hole for the vodka bottle to get into. Just cut an opening the size of the opening of the bottle.
  2. Stick the bottle into the watermelon hole and let sit until the vodka is completely absorbed into the fruit for about 12 hours.
  3. Remove the bottle and place watermelon in the refrigerator to chill for a while.
  4. Cut up and serve.
  5. Get star spangled hammered.

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