Multiple CIA Employees Were Fired For The Same Reason I Would Be, Stealing Too Many Snacks

This is amazing.

With all of the crap going on in the government lately, this story is a beam of bright light.

Documents were just released showing reports that numerous CIA contractors were fired a few years back for stealing too many snacks, according to Buzzfeed News.

Yes, you read that right. These employees were kicked to the curb after stealing over $3,000 worth of vending machine snacks. Can these people teach me their ways?

According the the document revealing these thefts, they were able to do this by disconnecting the network cables so that they could grab snacks without paying.

I’m not sure about you, but I think this is a hilarious way to get fired. I wouldn’t even be mad.

 

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