If You Don’t Drink Beer In The Shower I Don’t Want You In My Life

We started the shower beer journalism surge.

The shower beer is, without question, the most underrated way to consume alcohol. The fact there are people out there that have never partaken in this great act makes me sick quite frankly. Here are 17 reasons the shower beer is the greatest thing in history of mankind. 

17. It signifies work being over.

16. It also washes out that shit day at work.

15. It’s crazy refreshing.

14. It’s one of the most American things you can do.

13. You’re doing something totally awesome while you do something totally not awesome.

12. It tastes better in there, for whatever reason.

11. It makes for a killer Instagram post.

10. You’ll get some good thinking done. Science has proven a couple drinks increases creativity and serotonin, showers do the same. The two together? Mind. Blown.


9. You’re drinking a beer naked.

8. You’re drinking a beer.

7. It’s the perfect pregame.

6. You’re killing a couple birds with one stone.

5. It’s hot and cold in there.

4. If you spill, f*ck it, doesn’t matter in there.

3. It’s the ultimate relaxer.

2. It’s the best form of multitasking known to man. Plus, you can just pee right there, ya know?


1. You deserve it. Man, do you deserve it.

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