For the ladies, there are quite a few categories. Here’s the type of drunk you are based on your name.
11. Jessica – The Sassy One
Cursing way more than she does sober, she can be a little bitchy and have diarrhea of the mouth.
10. Kate – The Houdini
Everybody is drinking and having a good time, and Kate disappears – where is Kate? She Houdini’d out of there. She’s a disappearing act.
9. Lauren – The Screamer
OMG SHE LOVES VODKA! VODKA REDBULL, VODKA SODA, OMG! Everything is SO EXCITING!!! Every song that comes on is “her jam,” and she’s gonna let everyone know. Oh, and also, she hasn’t seen you in “SOOOOOOOO long!!!!”
8. Sarah – The Super Emotional One
One too many drinks and she crying about a guy she’s seeing, or saw, or may one day see. After drinking she thinks her life is in shambles and nothing goes her way…
7. Victoria – The Flirty One
Wild child. Flirty.
6. Sarah – The Clumsy One
Things get a little messy. Drinks get spilled. Tripping happens.
5. Christina – The One Drink Wonder
She only had one drink but she’s fucking lit. Glossy eyed after a daiquiri.
4. Samantha – The Blackout
Maybe the night will end with Samantha puking on the bar table, who knows!
3. Emily – The Fighter
She gets a little feisty. Don’t fuck with her.
2. Becca – The Dancer
Every song is a song you can dance to.
1. Steph – The Fun One
Everybody knows a Steph. For her, it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere, and she’s always down to throw some back.