This Cup Of Coffee Has So Much Caffeine It Could Kill You, So I Definitely Need It

I’m a big coffee guy.

Have it every day. Need to to be razor sharp. Usually a couple normal cups a day does it for me, but what about an extra kick that could possibly make your heart explode? Now we’re talking…

An insanely strong brew available in Australia, however, will get you pretty damn close. Oh, and it’ll keep you awake for up to 18 hours.

The potentially dangerous iced coffee, fittingly called the “Asskicker,” was recently created by the maniacs over at Viscous Coffee in Adelaide, Australia, according to a report by The Advertiser. One serving of the stuff contains five entire grams of caffeine, which is more than 12 times 400mg daily limit recommended by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for healthy adults and more than 75 times the amount of caffeine in a shot of espresso. For additional perspective, that’s about half the amount experts believe could be lethal (via Thrillist).

Bring this to America and sign me up.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.