What if you went out for some drinks and woke up with your balls missing? Well, that happened to Russian actor Dmitry Nikolaev. The married man had just performed at a theater when he met a random woman at a bar. After a few drinks, she invited him to a sauna (very Russian thing to do).
Being an idiot, he followed her, had a few more drinks, blacked out, then woke up with his testicles surgically removed for profit on the black market for organs.
Fellas, pissing the bed in your jeans this past weekend ain’t that bad after all!