Back in 2011, Matthew Falkner passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach (FLORIDA, of course) Taco Bell and his car caught fire.
Basically, this party man had 30 too many beers, and needed some of the Bell. He then jumped in his Chevy pickup truck. He placed his order, received it, then immediately fell asleep.
A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.
Then deputies noticed Falkner had fallen asleep with his foot on the accelerator while his truck was in park. The engine had caught fire, and fire extinguishers were used to put it out. The guy was then hauled off to jail.
The next time you drink too much and embarrass yourself, remember this story, and pick your head up.