Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee Is So Much Better Than Starbucks It’s Stupid

As I type this, I am sitting in a Starbucks, working, browsing the web.

I’m drinking a coffee, but I am not enjoying it all that much. The coffee tastes like someone microwaved an old Chevy tire, then mixed it with burnt hair, and served it to me in liquid form.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

Let’s be real though, nobody wants to work in Dunkin’ Donuts. It doesn’t have that vibe, and it gets more bums wandering in.

I go to Starbucks to get shit done, but I drink melted tire while I am there. Maybe you heard the famous quote, “Starbucks tastes like a homeless man’s toe.” A few days ago, I stopped in Dunkin’ for a coffee, a large was like 50 cents cheaper than a medium (grande?), and it tasted like a Colombian man hand ground the coffee, took a jet to personally deliver it to DD, brewed it, and served it.  It was so much fucking better than the coffee I had at Starbucks.

If you have ever had a debate about who has better coffee – Starbucks or Dunkin’ Donuts – let me settle the score. It’s not even close.

* PLUS, you can get a donut.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock