7 Unrealistic Resolutions You Will Have For Yourself This New Year

Yeah, right.

New year, new resolutions. As optimistic as we are on January 1st, we all know we won’t stick to our unrealistic resolutions we set for ourselves. Whether it comes to our diet or our bad habits, they aren’t going anywhere. Here are 7 unrealistic resolutions you will have for yourself this new year…

Are any of yours on here?

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

I will eat healthier.

I bet you had this one for yourself last year, too.

I will stop drinking.

Now you’re just lying to yourself.

I will go to the gym more.

This one will be done by February.

I will stop spending so much money.

And here we are struggling to pay for the dollar menu.

I will stop being so negative.

F*ck that.

I will start getting more sleep.

Eh, I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

I will get better grades/do better at work.

But it’s so much easier not to…


A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock