A couple times a day I take a break by sorta not taking a break – I go down those YouTube rabbit holes.
One minute I’m watching Joe Rogan podcasts, the next minute chef Gordon Ramsay ripping someone a new asshole, then the next, this. Somehow.
I honestly don’t know how I got here, and I feel violated. My brain has liquefied and my eyes have burst into flames. I yacked up my lunch onto my desk, and put out my eye fire with dishwasher detergent.
Let’s breakdown this song and video before you view it. First, it miraculously has 7.5 million views. Trump winning was supposedly one of America’s great upsets. No, no. This video having 7,500,000 views makes the Miracle on Ice look like a kindergarten singing competition.
Second, can we talk about the lyrics? Actually, no we can’t. I can’t even type them without puking onto myself. So, without further wait, the worst song and video I have ever seen.